DARREL'S INTRODUCTION TIME!
Hello all. I'm Darrel and I'm the larger, male, Grade A 100% American half of Charrrel. None of you reading this are friends of Charlotte's and that's sad because she is a classy lady. I'm 24 years old or roughly 624 fortnights. I've been living/working/studying/eating/sleeping/dancing/blinking in Oklahoma for 12 months now (26 fortnights). I hope to add random things to this blog as well and, in general, just keep writing. I feel like most other blogs I've had (and 3rd world children I've sponsored) have died because I stopped writing to it. Hopefully this blog will not end up in the mass grave that contains my other blogs and *click click* Shamantha Babbatunde.
I too shall be a socialist and fill out the survey.
What time do you wish you'd got up this morning?
11:45am, but sadly, I have a job.
What was the last film you wish you'd seen at the cinema?
The video of me being born.
What are your nicknames?
Big D and Dizzle, also people call me Darren and Dale by mistake.
What do you usually have for breakfast?
Eggo waffles & a protein bar.
What do you wish your middle name was?
Rutherford
What food do you dislike?
Many different foods mixed into one heap of stuff, like Chili.
What kind of car do you drive?
I drive an Asian European Edition car, anything but America I guess. :(
Favorite sandwich?
Anything cut into 4 triangles
What characteristic do you despise?
Ego, you're most likely not better than me, and I'm freaking amazing, a sex God amongst the ladies.
What is your favorite item of clothing?
My skull socks
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Tokyo, I want to drink sake, eat sushi, and stop a giant robot from destroying the city
What was one of your most memorable birthdays?
The day I was born, the one where the Challenger exploded, and the ones which shared the same day as the Super Bowl
What do you wish you were going to do when you finish this?
Getting on a plane to Tokyo for sake, sushi, robot fighting, etc.
What tattoo do you wish you had?
Something weather related, or a tattoo of my skin so you wouldn't even know it was a tattoo
What pet do you wish you had?
Realistically, an okapi. Unrealistically, a talking dinosaur who wouldn't eat me. A talking dog wouldn't be bad either.
When is your birthday?
Wikipedia "Space Shuttle Challenger Disaster".
Morning person or a night person?
Night person, mornings are cold and sucky.
What did you want to be when you were little?
The airplane that flew into hurricanes, when I didn't grow metal wings at puberty I decided to just do something with the weather.
What are you listening to right now?
The sound of other people being productive.
What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to?
December 20th, I will be done with this semester and hopefully heading home for a relaxing stretch of time.
Do you wish on stars?
Vengeful death on my friends...or is it enemies?
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
The color that children are least likely to eat
How do you wish the weather was right now?
Supercells everywhere with a PDS watch up
Favorite restaurant?
I guess it would have to be Braum's, it's almost impossible to screw up ice cream
What do you wish your hair colour was?
Gray, then I would look distinguished, like Anderson Cooper.
What was your favorite toy as a child?
My dad's shotgun. Okay, that's a lie, his chainsaw.
What is you favourite season?
Late Spring/Early Summer = Awesomeness
When was the last time you cried?
I make myself cry on a daily basis
What do you wish was under your bed?
A talking dinosaur and/or talking dog
What did you do yesterday?
Went to work, class, work, haircut, eternal sadness time with homework
What are you afraid of?
The truth that talking dinosaurs will never exist, and cottage cheese
How many keys on your key ring?
One. I have multiple key rings.
What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could talk to animals, then I wouldn't have all these conflicts in the previous questions.
Now that introductions are over....let the official MADventure entries begin!
The End.
-Darrel
P.S. I got the concussion on roller skates, we had a roller skating unit in 8th grade P.E. and I wasn't very good at it. One day I thought I was getting the hang of it and some a-hole tripped me. Two weeks later he disappeared, and the crime was never solved. So if you ever see me on roller skates again, stay the **** away from me.
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3 comments:
Hey! Angelyn is my friend too!
I SURE AM, CHARLOTTE.
And I will CALL you Rutherford, if you like!
There are so many good things in this post, it's really hard to make a comment on all of them. I wish I had a talking dinosaur under my bed too. Preferably a little tiny T-Rex. Second best, a little tiny stegosaurus. Not that I've thought about it.
I can't say that I know you Charlotte, but any friend of Darrel's is a friend of mine. Come to think of there was a movie in the 90's about 2 children that have an adventure with a group of 5 tiny, talking dinosaurs. Random thought sorry LOL.
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